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TOP TEN NEW “FEATS” POLITICIANS are DOING this WEEK to PROVE THEIR “FITNESS for OFFICE”….

 

  1.     In the well of the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell bench-pressed Kirsten Gillibrand ten times.

 

  1.   Kamala is reading an entire children’s book to a 3rd grade class.

 

  1.  Donald Trump and Chris Christie meet in a sumo “cage” match…

 

  1.    Adam Schiff dons an 18-pound, portable, back-mounted lie detector, 24/7.

 

  1.   Gavin Newsom to walk alone through San Francisco at 2:00AM, with a $100 bill stapled to his lapel.

 

  1.    First Lady Dr. Jill and First Gentleman Doug Emhoff set up a D.C. “kissing booth” as a fund-raiser for their favorite charity:  “The Hunter Defense Fund” on GoFundMe.com.

 

  1.  US Senator Jon Fetterman wore a windsor-knotted tie to the office THREE DAYS in a row!   The last one he tied himself.

 

  1.    Rushing towards a TV crew and then a radio microphone, Chuck Schumer set new “Senior Olympics” marks in both the long-jump and the high-jump.

 

  1.   Joseph Biden taking “Cornpop” behind the school gym (any gym!) again.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE “FEAT” a POLITICIAN is DOING this WEEK to PROVE HER “FITNESS for OFFICE” is…

 

  1.  Hillary seeks world record with the 25-pound sledge hammer, smashing 35 harddrives in 60 seconds.

 

 

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