Mar 26
March 26, 2025

TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS of JOSEPH BIDEN WHILE ATTENDING the PREMIERE OF “OTHELLO” on BROADWAY….

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Mar 23
March 23, 2025

​TOP TEN MOVIE RELEASES (including sequels) EXPECTED in 2025   (IF ONLY!)…

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Mar 10
March 10, 2025

WE ARE ON “HIATUS” THIS WEEK…
Mar 9
March 9, 2025

TOP TEN “STARTER CHECKLIST” ITEMS for the FIRST U. S. COLONY on MARS
Mar 2
March 2, 2025

TOP TEN RESPONSES TO “WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH LAST WEEK?”
Feb 23
February 23, 2025

TOP TEN “TRIAL BALLOON” TALKING POINTS for the NASCENT “ANDREW CUOMO for NYC MAYOR” CAMPAIGN…
Feb 15
February 15, 2025

TOP TEN EXAMPLES of WASTEFUL FEDERAL SPENDING, as UNCOVERED by D.O.G.E
Feb 9
February 9, 2025

TOP TEN “​CHECKLIST ITEMS” ​in the EARLY PLANNING ​for the JOSEPH BIDEN​ PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
Feb 2
February 2, 2025

TOP TEN CHANGES in the U. S. MILITARY SINCE CANCELLATION of WOKE POLICIES
Jan 26
January 26, 2025

TOP TEN BENEFITS WHEN GREENLAND BECOMES an AMERICAN TERRITORY
Jan 19
January 19, 2025

TOP TEN SPEECH WRIT​ER LINES SOMEHOW LEFT OUT of INAUGURAL ADDRESSES
Jan 13
January 13, 2025

TOP TEN MOST EGREGIOUS EXAMPLES of WASTEFUL FEDERAL SPENDING
Jan 5
January 5, 2025

TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN 2025 RESOLUTIONS
Dec 24
December 24, 2024

TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2025
Dec 22
December 22, 2024

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH GIFTS for 2024…
Dec 15
December 15, 2024

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS – 2024
Dec 8
December 8, 2024

THE TWELVE (not TOP TEN) DAYS of CHRISTMAS
Nov 18
November 18, 2024

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT THANKSGIVING IS “DIFFERENT” IN 2024
Nov 17
November 17, 2024

TOP TEN ‘HOLIDAY’ BOOKS WRITTEN by the ‘UN-‘ SELF-AWARE in 2024
Nov 6
November 6, 2024

TOP TEN HONEST EXPLANATIONS for the ELECTION RESULTS
Nov 3
November 3, 2024

TOP TEN COSTUMES FROM HALLOWEEN 2024 
Oct 24
October 24, 2024

TOP TEN ‘Bill-BORED’ HITS for LATE OCTOBER 2024
Oct 20
October 20, 2024

TOP TEN “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS WE’D LIKE to SEE ASKED of CANDIDATES for PRESIDENT and VICE PRESIDENT…
Oct 13
October 13, 2024

TOP TEN  BUMPER STICKERS SPOTTED on AMERICAN HIGHWAYS…
Oct 6
October 6, 2024

TOP TEN DEBATE LINES LEFT in the BRIEFING BOOK DURING the V.P. DEBATE…
Sep 28
September 28, 2024

TOP TEN NUTTY COLLEGE COURSES for AUTUMN 2024
Sep 23
September 23, 2024

TOP TEN PRE-APPROVED “SOFTBALL” QUESTIONS PRIOR TO INTERVIEWING HARRIS OR WALZ….
Sep 15
September 15, 2024

TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK…
Sep 8
September 8, 2024

TOP TEN ON-AND-OFF STAGE COMMENTS WE MIGHT BE HEARING AT THE BIG DEBATE
Aug 28
August 28, 2024

TOP TEN GLOSSARY ENTRIES to REFERENCE DURING the PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES…                              (What one candidate really means!)
Aug 25
August 25, 2024

TOP TEN STATE DELEGATION INTRODUCTIONS DURING THAT “ROLL CALL” VOTE at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION
Aug 18
August 18, 2024

TOP TEN LINES and COMMENTS ABOUT to be UTTERED at the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION
Aug 11
August 11, 2024

TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN FACTS ABOUT TIMOTHY WALZ
Aug 4
August 4, 2024

TOP TEN SELLING POINTS for DELEGATES to the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION in CHICAGO
Jul 28
July 28, 2024

TOP TEN “KAMALA” HEADLINES WE FORESEE FROM YOUR NEUTRAL, LEGACY MEDIA THIS WEEK
Jul 21
July 21, 2024

TOP TEN FACTORS INFLUENCING JOSEPH BIDEN to “STAND DOWN” from his RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN…
Jul 7
July 7, 2024

TOP TEN UNASKED QUESTIONS on GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS’ CLIPBOARD DURING that “HARD HITTING” INTERVIEW with JOSEPH BIDEN
Jun 27
June 27, 2024

TOP TEN ATTEMPTS AT “SPIN” FOLLOWING THE CANDIDATES’ DEBATE   (Written four hours before the big debate.)
Jun 23
June 23, 2024

TOP TEN PRE-DEBATE PREPPING COMMENTS OVERHEARD THIS WEEK…
Jun 14
June 14, 2024

TOP TEN POP TUNES on BEACH PLAYLISTS THIS SUMMER….
Jun 9
June 9, 2024

TOP TEN HEADLINES IF TODAY’S MAINSTREAM MEDIA WAS COVERING the D-DAY LANDINGS:
Jun 2
June 2, 2024

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD in MANHATTAN COURT ROOMS THIS PAST WEEK…
May 26
May 26, 2024

TOP TEN DEMANDS FROM the BIDEN TEAM PRIOR to the UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES
May 19
May 19, 2024

TOP TEN BENEFITS PROGRESSIVES are EXPECTING from NYC’S NEW “CONGESTION PRICING” TAX/TOLL:
May 12
May 12, 2024

JOSEPH BIDEN’S TOP TEN PARTY TIPS
May 5
May 5, 2024

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD DURING POLICE ACTIONS to REMOVE VANDALS from the COLUMBIA and C.C.N.Y. CAMPUSES
Apr 25
April 25, 2024

TOP TEN NEW OLYMPIC SPORTING EVENTS REQUESTED by the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
Apr 21
April 21, 2024

TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK…
Apr 14
April 14, 2024

TOP TEN WAYS THAT “PROGRESSIVES” are SAYING “WELCOME to SPRINGTIME” …
Apr 7
April 7, 2024

TOP TEN PHONE CALLS EMANATING from the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK, as INTERCEPTED by FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE SYSTEMS:
Apr 1
April 1, 2024

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the BIDEN-OBAMA-CLINTON FUNDRAISER that RAISED $26 MILLION in NYC…
Mar 24
March 24, 2024

TOP TEN WAYS to TELL YOU’RE in NEW YORK and NOT in TEXAS
Mar 15
March 15, 2024

TOP TEN PROVISIONS in the LATEST “BI-PARTISAN” BORDER PROPOSAL…
Mar 10
March 10, 2024

TOP TEN LINES EDITED OUT of the “STATE of the UNION” ADDRESS:
Mar 3
March 3, 2024

TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS from SURVEYS of RUSSIAN VOTERS, JUST PRIOR to THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION…
Feb 25
February 25, 2024

TOP TEN “TRIAL BALLOON” SLOGANS for the RE-ELECT SENATOR KIRSTEN GILLBRAND CAMPAIGN
Feb 16
February 16, 2024

TOP TEN YET-UNRELEASED REMARKS from SPECIAL COUNSEL ROBERT HUR’S REPORT on BIDEN MISHANDLING of CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS:
Feb 11
February 11, 2024

TOP TEN “AMENITIES” OFFERED by NYC, as VOTED by ILLEGAL MIGRANTS
Feb 4
February 4, 2024

TOP TEN PLAUSIBLE EXCUSES SENIOR OFFICIALS COULD GIVE for GOING “AWOL”
Jan 28
January 28, 2024

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE a CERTIFIED PROGRESSIVE…
Jan 20
January 20, 2024

TOP TEN BEST REBUTTALS to the IMPEACHMENT of SECRETARY ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS (if you did not receive your Top Ten list on January 15th, you can view it (TOP TEN BIZARRE COLLEGE COURSES…) below today’s TOP TEN list….
Jan 14
January 14, 2024

TOP TEN BIZARRE COLLEGE COURSES THESE DAYS…
Jan 7
January 7, 2024

TOP TEN SUGGESTED “JEOPARDY” CATEGORIES for 2024
Dec 31
December 31, 2023

TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2024
Dec 24
December 24, 2023

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS GIFTS for our POLITICAL CELEBRITIES
Dec 15
December 15, 2023

THE TWELVE (not the TOP TEN) DAYS of CHRISTMAS
Dec 10
December 10, 2023

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH/HOLIDAY CARD INSCRIPTIONS, 2023
Dec 3
December 3, 2023

TOP TEN “WOKE” HAPPENINGS THIS THANKSGIVING
Nov 25
November 25, 2023

TOP TEN ITEMS ON PRESIDENT XI’S “TO DO” LIST BEFORE LEAVING SAN FRANCISCO (LAST WEEK’S TOP TEN WAS DELAYED DUE TO WEBSITE GLITCHES…)
Nov 12
November 12, 2023

TOP TEN LIKELY QUESTIONS for GOP CANDIDATES if DEBATES WERE to be MODERATED by the NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD….
Nov 4
November 4, 2023

TOP TEN WAYS THAT JOSEPH BIDEN and SECRETARY BLINKEN WILL be ABLE to TELL if IRAN is CHEATING on the NUCLEAR AGREEMENT THEY are PUSHING:
Oct 29
October 29, 2023

TOP TEN MOST SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
Oct 22
October 22, 2023

TOP TEN REASONS the PRESIDENT KEEPS OUR SOUTHWEST BORDER WIDE OPEN
Oct 15
October 15, 2023

TOP TEN LATEST REVISIONS to the “STYLE GUIDE” for REPORTERS at ‘MAINSTREAM” NEWS ORGANIZATIONS…
Sep 26
September 26, 2023

TOP TEN “CZAR/ CZARINA” JOBS THAT OUR KAMALA is SUCCESSFULLY JUGGLING
Sep 25
September 25, 2023

TOP TEN REMARKS OVERHEARD THIS WEEK at the 78th GENERAL ASSEMBLY of the UNITED NATIONS
Sep 17
September 17, 2023

TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN NEW BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS on GUNS
Sep 10
September 10, 2023

TOP TEN HEADLINES MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON’T be USING THIS WEEK
Sep 3
September 3, 2023

TOP TEN BLOCKBUSTER POPULAR SONGS to be RELEASED in 2024…
Aug 28
August 28, 2023

TOP TEN TALKING POINTS THAT MAY NOT WORK WELL in UPCOMING DEBATES
Aug 20
August 20, 2023

TOP TEN POTENTIAL TAG LINES for TV ADS URGING KAMALA to REMAIN on the 2024 TICKET
Aug 13
August 13, 2023

TOP TEN MOVIES REFLECTING on the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION…. FIFTEEN YEARS from TODAY…
Aug 6
August 6, 2023

TOP TEN YET-UNREVEALED COMMENTS OVERHEARD AMONG HUNTER “BUSINESS” PARTNERS and “the BIG GUY”
Jul 30
July 30, 2023

TOP TEN “ADAM SCHIFF for U. S. SENATOR” TV COMMERCIAL “TRIAL BALLOONS”…
Jul 23
July 23, 2023

TOP TEN VERY LATEST REVELATIONS FROM the HUNTER LAPTOP
Jul 16
July 16, 2023

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the NATO SUMMIT in HELSINKI
Jul 9
July 9, 2023

TOP TEN NEW DISCOVERIES by FEDERAL AUTHORITIES in the WHITE HOUSE COMPLEX
Jun 30
June 30, 2023

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY !
Jun 25
June 25, 2023

TOP TEN NEW TELEVISION PROGRAMS BEING CONSIDERED for a “WOKE” FALL SEASON…
Jun 18
June 18, 2023

TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN BILLS PASSED in the FINAL DAYS of the NY STATE LEGISLATIVE SESSION…
Jun 11
June 11, 2023

TOP TEN REQUESTS FROM NEW MIGRANTS RESIDING in NEW YORK’S ONCE-POSH ROOSEVELT HOTEL
Jun 4
June 4, 2023

TOP TEN NEW “FEATS” POLITICIANS are DOING this WEEK to PROVE THEIR “FITNESS for OFFICE”….
May 28
May 28, 2023

TOP TEN NEW “JEOPARDY!” CATEGORIES if BERNIE, AOC & SLEEPY JOSEPH BECAME PRODUCERS
May 18
May 18, 2023

TOP TEN SCRIBBLINGS in the MARGINS of PRESIDENT BIDEN’S “BRIEFING BOOK” for JAPAN
May 14
May 14, 2023

TOP TEN REVELATIONS DISCOVERED by PROFESSIONAL LIP READERS at the CORONATION…
May 7
May 7, 2023

TOP TEN ITEMS on CONGRESSMEMBER A.O.C.’s “TO-DO” LIST, 2023-24….
Apr 30
April 30, 2023

TOP TEN WHISPERS OVERHEARD DURING JOSEPH BIDEN’S RE-ELECTION ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO PRODUCTION..
Apr 23
April 23, 2023

TOP TEN NEW BIDEN POLICIES to “PROD” AMERICANS TOWARD “GREEN” LIFESTYLES…
Apr 16
April 16, 2023

TOP TEN MOMENTS DURING JOSEPH BIDEN’S JUNKET to IRELAND
Apr 9
April 9, 2023

TOP TEN VITAL 2023 GLOSSARY TERMS (approved by DoJ)
Apr 2
April 2, 2023

TOP TEN LATEST REVELATIONS from the LAPTOP…
Mar 26
March 26, 2023

TOP TEN ​NEW​ ASSIGNMENTS​ (based on dazzling achievements)​ BEING CONSIDERED for our VICE PRESIDENT
Mar 18
March 18, 2023

TOP TEN REVELATIONS DURING EARLY INVESTIGATIONS by CONGRESSMAN JAMES COMER’S HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE….
Mar 10
March 10, 2023

TOP TEN SURPRISES in the NEW JANUARY 6th VIDEOS SEEN on TV THIS WEEK
Mar 5
March 5, 2023

TOP TEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS to be ANNOUNCED this WEEK by JOSEPH BIDEN
Feb 26
February 26, 2023

TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS OF “POTHOLE PETE” BUTTIGIEG
Feb 20
February 20, 2023

TOP TEN NEW TV PROGRAMS BEING CONSIDERED for the UPCOMING FALL SEASON
Feb 12
February 12, 2023

TOP TEN INTELLIGENCE GEMS “HARVESTED” by the CCP BALLOONS THIS WEEK…
Feb 5
February 5, 2023

TOP TEN “RESUME EMBELLISHMENTS” from MEMBERS of CONGRESS
Jan 29
January 29, 2023

TOP TEN “GOOGLE” SEARCHES by CELEBRITIES this WEEK…
Jan 22
January 22, 2023

TOP TEN EARLY TIP-OFFS that KAMALA MIGHT not be on the 2024 TICKET
Jan 14
January 14, 2023

TOP TEN YET-TO-BE DISCOVERED LOCATIONS for SECRET, CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
Jan 8
January 8, 2023

TOP TEN SECRET PROMISES MADE to OBTAIN VOTES for SPEAKER of the HOUSE…
Jan 1
January 1, 2023

TOP TEN POLITICIAN RESOLUTIONS for 2023:
Dec 25
December 25, 2022

TOP TEN HOLIDAYS SONGS WE’D LIKE TO HEAR…
Dec 18
December 18, 2022

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS & HANUKKAH GIFTS FOR CELEBRITIES, 2022…..
Dec 11
December 11, 2022

THE 12 (NOT the Top Ten) DAYS of CHRISTMAS
Dec 4
December 4, 2022

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS, 2022…
Nov 20
November 20, 2022

TOP TEN UNEXPECTED HAPPENINGS this THANKSGIVING 2022
Nov 13
November 13, 2022

TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS from EXIT POLLS on ELECTION DAY…
Sep 25
September 25, 2022

TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL WANTS EVEN MORE GUN CONTROL:
Sep 19
September 19, 2022

TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT YOU are a GENUINE PROGRESSIVE…
Sep 11
September 11, 2022

TOP TEN MESSAGES “NOT SENT” by the NEW KING in RECENT YEARS…
Aug 29
August 29, 2022

SORRY!
Aug 28
August 28, 2022

TOP TEN COMMENTS HEARD as ILLEGAL MIGRANTS from TEXAS are DROPPED OFF in NEW YORK CITY…
Aug 21
August 21, 2022

TOP TEN NEW TV and CABLE SHOWS UNDER CONSIDERATION for the FALL SEASON…
Aug 14
August 14, 2022

TOP TEN LATEST WORD REVISIONS in YOUR NEW “WOKE” DICTIONARY…
Aug 7
August 7, 2022

TOP TEN RE-ELECTION SLOGANS for GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL…
Jul 28
July 28, 2022

TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING in the MAINSTREAM MEDIA THIS WEEK…
Jul 25
July 25, 2022

TOP TEN NEW SUBSTITUTES for the “PREFERRED PRONOUNS” at “WOKE” CORPORATIONS and UNIVERSITIES…
Jul 15
July 15, 2022

“Your Weekly American Top Ten list” is on ”hiatus” this week. Back next week.
Jul 9
July 9, 2022

TOP TEN SIGNS that KAMALA is READY for her PROMOTION to the “BIG JOB”
Jul 3
July 3, 2022

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the G-7 MEETINGS in the GERMAN ALPS THIS WEEK…
Jun 26
June 26, 2022

TOP TEN NEW PROMOTIONS from the DEMOCRAT NATIONAL COMMITTEE
Jun 13
June 13, 2022

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD AROUND the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK…
Jun 12
June 12, 2022

TOP TEN IDEAS to IMPROVE the TV RATINGS for the DEMOCRATS’ JAN. 6th “HEARINGS”/ SHOW TRIAL…
Jun 5
June 5, 2022

TOP TEN NANCY PELOSI ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK
May 29
May 29, 2022

TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN GAFFES THIS WEEK…
May 22
May 22, 2022

TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS LEFT by DEPARTING WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY JEN PSAKI for her SUCCESSOR, KARINE JEAN-PIERRE…
May 15
May 15, 2022

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE BEEN RELYING on the TIMES and CNN for YOUR NEWS….
May 8
May 8, 2022

TOP TEN WAYS JOSEPH BIDEN and KAMALA are BEGINNING to SENSE THAT INFLATION is a PROBLEM…
May 1
May 1, 2022

TOP TEN HOUSE DEMOCRAT “TRIAL BALLOON” SLOGANS for NOVEMBER
Apr 24
April 24, 2022

TOP TEN INNERMOST THOUGHTS of VLADIMIR PUTIN…
Apr 17
April 17, 2022

TOP TEN “LESSONS in LEADERSHIP” FROM our VICE PRESIDENT THIS WEEK…
Apr 10
April 10, 2022

TOP TEN “NOTES to SELF” FOUND ATOP the OVAL OFFICE DESK in the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK…
Apr 3
April 3, 2022

TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN “TAKES” from 3×5 “CHEAT SHEET” CARDS PROVIDED by WHITE HOUSE STAFF
Mar 27
March 27, 2022

TOP TEN DISCOVERIES as HUNTER’S LAPTOP GETS a THOROUGH READING…
Mar 21
March 21, 2022

TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN MUSINGS on RUNAWAY INFLATION
Mar 13
March 13, 2022

TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING in MAINSTREAM MEDIA THIS WEEK…
Mar 6
March 6, 2022

TOP TEN LINES THAT SOMEHOW DIDN’T MAKE it INTO JOSEPH BIDEN’S “STATE of the UNION”
Feb 27
February 27, 2022

TOP TEN NEW HORROR MOVIES AWAITING RELEASE in 2022
Feb 20
February 20, 2022

TOP TEN WAYS THAT JOSEPH BIDEN, KAMALA and ANTONY BLINKEN CAN TELL if IRAN is CHEATING on the NUCLEAR AGREEMENT THEY are PLANNING
Feb 13
February 13, 2022

TOP TEN JEN PSAKI ALTERNATIVES to SAYING “WE’LL CIRCLE BACK to YOU”
Feb 7
February 7, 2022

TOP TEN BENEFITS AVAILABLE to ILLEGAL MIGRANTS at the BORDER
Jan 30
January 30, 2022

TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN STRATEGIC GOALS in EASTERN EUROPE
Jan 23
January 23, 2022

TOP TEN “PUNISHING” SANCTIONS BEING CONSIDERED by JOSEPH BIDEN if RUSSIA INVADES UKRAINE…
Jan 16
January 16, 2022

TOP TEN NUTTIEST COLLEGE COURSES THUS FAR in 2022
Jan 9
January 9, 2022

TOP TEN “CANCELATIONS” at U.S. UNIVERSITIES & COLLEGES
Jan 2
January 2, 2022

TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2022…
Dec 24
December 24, 2021

THE TWELVE (NOT the TOP TEN) DAYS of CHRISTMAS (2021 VERSION)…
Dec 19
December 19, 2021

TOP TEN CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS GIFTS for 2021
Dec 12
December 12, 2021

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS, 2021:
Dec 5
December 5, 2021

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD on THANKSGIVING LAST MONTH:
Nov 11
November 11, 2021

(NOTE: Your Weekly American Top Ten list will be on brief hiatus this month. Back soon & happy Thanksgiving.) TOP TEN SIGNS THAT INFLATION MAY be HEADING OUT of CONTROL:
Nov 7
November 7, 2021

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD at the GLASGOW “CLIMATE CHANGE” CONFERENCE…
Oct 31
October 31, 2021

TOP TEN FRIGHTENING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
Oct 24
October 24, 2021

TOP TEN “MUST HAVE” FASHION ITEMS, to COMPLEMENT AOC’S “TAX THE RICH” DRESS…
Oct 17
October 17, 2021

TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE SEEING THIS WEEK:
Oct 10
October 10, 2021

TOP TEN QUESTIONS DIRECTED to the SUPERVISING FLIGHT ATTENDANT on AIR FORCE ONE this MONTH:
Sep 29
September 29, 2021

TOP TEN ORIGINAL PAINTINGS by HUNTER BIDEN, NOW AVAILABLE for YOUR PURCHASE:
Sep 27
September 27, 2021

TOP TEN FEATURES WE’D LIKE to SEE on the NEW I-PHONE 19, EXPECTED in 2022:
Sep 19
September 19, 2021

“TOP TEN TALIBAN TOURIST TIPS” for VISITORS to AFGHANISTAN:
Sep 12
September 12, 2021

TOP TEN PRIVATE COMMENTS from WORLD LEADERS, OVERHEARD this WEEK…
Sep 5
September 5, 2021

TOP TEN WAYS the BIDEN WHITE HOUSE MIGHT HAVE EXPLAINED CERTAIN “INCIDENTS” in HISTORY:
Aug 29
August 29, 2021

TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN PROVISIONS in Ms. PELOSI’S MEGA $3.5 TRILLION “INFRASTRUCTURE” BILL
Aug 22
August 22, 2021

TOP TEN TRIAL TV AD SLOGANS for the 2022 DEMOCRATS:
Aug 15
August 15, 2021

ANDREW CUOMO’S TOP TEN “TO DO” LIST ITEMS for AUGUST 23rd (his last full day as governor)
Aug 6
August 6, 2021

TOP TEN WAYS THAT Governor ANDREW CUOMO MIGHT REMAIN in OFFICE
Aug 1
August 1, 2021

TOP TEN WAYS the WHITE HOUSE AVOIDS SAYING “INFLATION”
Jul 25
July 25, 2021

TOP TEN WHITE HOUSE EXAMPLES of “INFRASTRUCTURE”
Jul 18
July 18, 2021

TOP TEN EXPLANATIONS for the MASS PROTESTS in CUBA FROM the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION
Jul 11
July 11, 2021

TOP TEN NEW “NO CYBER ATTACKS, PLEASE” ZONES FROM JOSEPH BIDEN
Jul 4
July 4, 2021

TOP TEN ANNOUNCEMENTS from JOSEPH BIDEN on a SLOW NEWS HOLIDAY WEEKEND
Jun 26
June 26, 2021

TOP TEN TAKE AWAYS from the STAFF BRIEFING for KAMALA’S TRIP to the BORDER
Jun 20
June 20, 2021

TOP TEN JOSEPH BIDEN ACHIEVEMENTS in EUROPE
Jun 13
June 13, 2021

TOP TEN KAMALA ACCOMPLISHMENTS DURING HER VISIT to LATIN AMERICA
Jun 6
June 6, 2021

TOP TEN WAYS to AVOID SAYING “CRISIS at the BORDER” – –
May 30
May 30, 2021

TOP TEN HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS from the WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS this WEEK…
May 23
May 23, 2021

TOP TEN ADVANCE REVELATIONS from the GOVERNMENT’S COMING RELEASE of U.F.O. FILES:
May 17
May 17, 2021

TOP TEN LISTINGS (not counting breaks) on the PRESIDENT’S SCHEDULE TODAY:
May 9
May 9, 2021

TOP TEN SIGNS that SOMEONE YOU KNOW MAY be IMBUED with “TOXIC MASCULINITY”…
May 2
May 2, 2021

TOP TEN REASONS it’s GOOD to be SENATOR JOE MANCHIN in 2021:
Apr 25
April 25, 2021

TOP TEN ANDREW CUOMO “MEMOS to SELF” THIS WEEK:
Apr 18
April 18, 2021

TOP TEN NEW “WOKE” 2021 GLOSSARY DEFINITIONS:
Apr 11
April 11, 2021

TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS REGARDING FIREARMS:
Apr 4
April 4, 2021

TOP TEN WAYS THAT STACEY and JOE CAN SPOT “VOTER SUPPRESSION” ……
Mar 28
March 28, 2021

TOP TEN TIP-OFFS that KAMALA is REALLY in CHARGE:
Mar 21
March 21, 2021

TOP TEN CONTRASTS BETWEEN the CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY and the BIDEN-HARRIS APPROACHES to FOREIGN AFFAIRS…
Mar 14
March 14, 2021

TOP TEN MOST MEMORABLE PHRASES OVERHEARD AROUND the VICE PRESIDENT THIS WEEK
Mar 7
March 7, 2021

TOP TEN ARGUMENTS HEARD in SUPPORT of H.R.1 on the HOUSE FLOOR THIS WEEK:
Feb 28
February 28, 2021

TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN ITEMS in the $1.9 TRILLION “STIMULUS” BILL:
Feb 21
February 21, 2021

TOP TEN QUOTES OVERHEARD at the GOVERNOR’S MANSION in ALBANY, New York THIS WEEK:
Feb 14
February 14, 2021

TOP TEN WATCHWORDS for the BIDEN ERA…
Feb 7
February 7, 2021

TOP TEN ADVANCE EXCERPTS from HUNTER’S “MEMOIR” ….
Jan 31
January 31, 2021

TOP TEN LESSER KNOWN EXECUTIVE ORDERS SIGNED by JOSEPH BIDEN in JANUARY:
Jan 24
January 24, 2021

TOP TEN HEADLINES YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THIS WEEK:
Jan 17
January 17, 2021

TOP TEN PHRASES CERTAIN to be UTTERED at the INAUGURATION CEREMONIES…
Jan 10
January 10, 2021

As a small tribute to those who lost their lives and sustained injuries in our nation’s Capitol on January 6th, there will be no “Top Ten” list this week. Rioting, looting and assault are always wrong. There will be plenty of time, God willing, to poke fun at politicians and American adversaries in 2021. But not this week. Please pray for the United States.
Jan 3
January 3, 2021

TOP TEN PREDICTIONS for 2021:
Dec 27
December 27, 2020

TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2021…
Dec 20
December 20, 2020

THE 12 DAYS (NOT the TOP TEN) of CHRISTMAS (2020 version)
Dec 13
December 13, 2020

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS…
Dec 6
December 6, 2020

TOP TEN HOLIDAY SONGS WE’D LIKE to HEAR…
Nov 29
November 29, 2020

TOP TEN HOLIDAY MOVIES WE’D LIKE to SEE:
Nov 22
November 22, 2020

TOP TEN DIVERSIONARY REMARKS, to AVOID DISCUSSING POLITICS at the THANKSGIVING TABLE…
Oct 25
October 25, 2020

TOP TEN “REQUIRED” LATE OCTOBER EXPLANATIONS…
Oct 16
October 16, 2020

TOP TEN “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS AMERICANS WANT to HEAR from the MODERATOR of the FINAL DEBATE:
Oct 11
October 11, 2020

TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE SEEING THIS WEEK…
Oct 4
October 4, 2020

TOP TEN NEW RULES from the COMMISSION on PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES:
Sep 27
September 27, 2020

TOP TEN DEBATE TIPS PIPED in to JOSEPH BIDEN’S HIDDEN EAR PIECE this TUESDAY:
Sep 20
September 20, 2020

TOP TEN “MOST WOKE” COURSES BEING OFFERED at UNIVERSITIES this SEMESTER…
Sep 13
September 13, 2020

TOP TEN QUESTIONS THAT CAN DEMONSTRATE “MODERATOR FAIRNESS” in the UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES:
Sep 5
September 5, 2020

TOP TEN HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS JOSEPH BIDEN MAY be ASKED THIS WEEK by REPORTERS:
Aug 30
August 30, 2020

TOP TEN HEADLINES YOU MAY HAVE MISSED DURING the LAST TWO WEEKS of CONVENTIONS:
Aug 23
August 23, 2020

TOP TEN LITTLE KNOWN PLANKS in the 2020 DEMOCRAT NATIONAL PLATFORM…
Aug 16
August 16, 2020

TOP TEN SESSIONS NOT-to-MISS at this WEEK’S DEMOCRAT NATIONAL CONVENTION
Aug 9
August 9, 2020

TOP TEN PRE-WRITTEN LINES for THOSE EXPECTING a VICE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION:
Aug 2
August 2, 2020

TOP TEN “NOTES to SELF” SEEN ON JOSEPH BIDEN’s “RUNNING MATES” MEMO PAD:
Jul 26
July 26, 2020

TOP TEN ADVERTISING THEMES BEING CONSIDERED by the JOSEPH BIDEN CAMPAIGN:
Jul 16
July 16, 2020

TOP TEN SURPRISES AROUND the U.S. SUPREME COURT BUILDING as this SESSION ENDS:
Jul 12
July 12, 2020

TOP TEN “OFFICIAL THEMES” BEING CONSIDERED for the DEMOCRATS’ AUGUST CONVENTION:
Jul 5
July 5, 2020

TOP TEN CHECKLIST ITEMS for JOSEPH BIDEN this WEEK:
Jun 26
June 26, 2020

TOP TEN COMMENTS QUITE UNLIKELY to be HEARD at THAT “OCCUPY” ENCAMPMENT OUTSIDE CITY HALL in NYC:
Jun 21
June 21, 2020

TOP TEN NEW FITNESS ROUTINES DEVELOPED DURING PANDEMIC LOCKDOWNS…
Jun 14
June 14, 2020

TOP TEN SIGNS that YOUR STATE is FINALLY “OPENING UP”…
Jun 7
June 7, 2020

TOP TEN NEW MEDIA EUPHEMISMS for “LOOTER,” “VANDAL,” “RIOTER,” “ARSONIST” and “GANG-BANGER”…
May 31
May 31, 2020

TOP TEN SURPRISING lDISCOVERIES FROM THOSE HOME-DNA TESTS TAKEN DURING SHUTDOWN…
May 24
May 24, 2020

TOP TEN LITTLE-KNOWN PROVISIONS in HOUSE DEMOCRATS’ $3 TRILLION SO-CALLED STIMULUS BILL:
May 17
May 17, 2020

TOP TEN SURPRISING RESULTS FROM THIS WEEK’S POLLING RESULTS:
May 10
May 10, 2020

TOP TEN NEW FACETS of “NEW NORMAL” LIFE WE CAN EXPECT LATER in 2020:
May 3
May 3, 2020

TOP TEN OBSERVATIONS WE’VE MADE DURING THOSE “ZOOM’ INTERVIEWS at V.I.P. HOMES…
Apr 26
April 26, 2020

TOP TEN INNERMOST JOE BIDEN THOUGHTS DURING QUARANTINE…
Apr 19
April 19, 2020

TOP TEN DEMOCRAT HOUSE “AMENDMENTS” to SLOW DOWN EMERGENCY RELIEF to AMERICAN FAMILIES and BUSINESSES…
Apr 12
April 12, 2020

TOP TEN “SPEED DATE” COMMENTS via SKYPE (live video)INDOORS this MONTH:
Apr 5
April 5, 2020

TOP TEN ​MAINSTREAM NEWS​ HEADLINES WE WON’T be SEEING this WEEK​:​
Mar 29
March 29, 2020

TOP TEN REVEALING COMMENTS DURING our SELF-ISOLATIONS this MONTH:
Mar 23
March 23, 2020

TOP TEN CHINESE COMMUNIST COMMENTS OVERHEARD in “CHATTER” this MONTH:
Mar 15
March 15, 2020

TOP TEN POLITICALLY CORRECT ALTERNATIVES to the PHRASE “WUHAN CORONAVIRUS” :
Mar 8
March 8, 2020

TOP TEN EXCUSES WHILE ENDING YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN:
Feb 24
February 24, 2020

SORRY!
Feb 23
February 23, 2020

TOP TEN UNUSED DEBATE LINES PAID FOR by MICHAEL BLOOMBERG:
Feb 17
February 17, 2020

TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOE BIDEN JUST CAN’T END HIS CAMPAIGN for PRESIDENT this MONTH:
Feb 9
February 9, 2020

TOP TEN HARD-HITTING MEDIA QUESTIONS DURING the DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES….
Feb 2
February 2, 2020

TOP TEN QUESTIONS that SOMEHOW DIDN’T MAKE it to CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS DURING the U.S. SENATE TRIAL of PRESIDENT TRUMP:
Jan 26
January 26, 2020

TOP TEN POTENTIAL HOLLYWOOD SPIN-OFFS from the IMPEACHMENT and SENATE TRIAL:
Jan 20
January 20, 2020

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD IN and AROUND THAT “PROCESSION” OF LIBERAL HOUSE MEMBERS BRINGING THEIR “ARTICLES of IMPEACHMENT” to the U.S. SENATE:
Jan 13
January 13, 2020

TOP TEN CATEGORIES WE’D LOVE to SEE IN “PRESIDENTIAL JEOPARDY”
Jan 5
January 5, 2020

TOP TEN UNLIKELY NEW YEAR’S GIFTS FROM KIM JONG-UN
Dec 29
December 29, 2019

TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2020:
Dec 22
December 22, 2019

TOP TEN CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS and HANNUKAH GIFTS 2019:
Dec 15
December 15, 2019

THE TWELVE (Not the Top Ten) DAYS of CHRISTMAS, 2019 Version…
Dec 8
December 8, 2019

TOP TEN 2019 CHRISTMAS and HANUKKAH CARD INSCRIPTIONS….
Dec 1
December 1, 2019

TOP TEN THANKSGIVING DINNER INVOCATIONS:
Nov 24
November 24, 2019

TOP TEN COMMENTS to HELP YOU GET THROUGH THANKSGIVING DINNER:
Nov 17
November 17, 2019

TOP TEN ACTIVE NICKNAMES for HUNTER BIDEN (as translated from the original Ukrainian and Mandarin)
Nov 10
November 10, 2019

TOP TEN NEW “IMPEACHABLE OFFENSES” BEING CONSIDERED by CONGRESSMAN SCHIFF and HIS HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE:
Nov 3
November 3, 2019

TOP TEN WASHINGTON POST HEADLINE RE-WRITES from AMERICAN HISTORY:
Oct 27
October 27, 2019

TOP TEN AMENITIES in the new “COMMUNITY JAILS” to REPLACE RIKERS ISLAND…
Oct 20
October 20, 2019

TOP TEN PRONOUNCEMENTS from HILLARY CLINTON this WEEK.
Oct 9
October 9, 2019

TOP TEN TIP-OFFS THAT INDICATE YOU MAY be LEANING REPUBLICAN…
Oct 6
October 6, 2019

TOP TEN INDICATORS that you are NOT LIKELY to BECOME PRESIDENT in 2020…
Sep 29
September 29, 2019

TOP TEN ACTIVITIES THAT DON’T SEEM to RISE to the STANDARD of “HIGH CRIMES and MISDEMEANORS”…
Sep 22
September 22, 2019

TOP TEN NYC “BUCKET LIST” ACTIVITIES DURING UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY WEEK…
Sep 15
September 15, 2019

TOP TEN RUSSIAN POSTS in AMERICAN SOCIAL MEDIA THIS WEEK….
Sep 8
September 8, 2019

TOP TEN SURPRISING JOBS THAT COULD BE LOST to ROBOTICS and AUTOMATION
Sep 1
September 1, 2019

TOP TEN POLITICALLY CORRECT COLLEGE COURSES BEING OFFERED THIS FALL
Aug 25
August 25, 2019

TOP TEN ADVANTAGES to GREENLAND BECOMING the 51st STATE
Aug 18
August 18, 2019

TOP TEN GAFFES from a CERTAIN FORMER VICE PRESIDENT
Aug 11
August 11, 2019

TOP TEN COMMENTS MADE BY and TO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES at the MEAT-FRIENDLY IOWA STATE FAIR…
Aug 4
August 4, 2019

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD AFTER and PRIOR to the DEMOCRAT DEBATES:
Jul 28
July 28, 2019

TOP TEN ADS GLEANED FROM a LEFT-OF-CENTER DATING SITE:
Jul 22
July 22, 2019

TOP TEN WAYS the FOUR RADICAL CONGRESSWOMEN can REALLY PROMOTE THEIR “PROGRESSIVE” AGENDA:
Jul 14
July 14, 2019

TOP TEN WORKFORCE DISCUSSION POINTS NOW THAT “HAIR STYLE” DISCRIMINATION is to BE DISCOURAGED….
Jul 7
July 7, 2019

TOP TEN WAYS “PROGRESSIVES” ARE REALLY PROVING THEY WANT to DISCOURAGE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION:
Jun 30
June 30, 2019

TOP TEN SUGGESTED “LIGHTNING ROUND” QUESTIONS for the NEXT PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE:
Jun 23
June 23, 2019

TOP TEN SLOGANS to COUNTER “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” —
Jun 16
June 16, 2019

TOP TEN SUMMER MOVIE RELEASES WE’D LIKE to SEE THIS JULY:
Jun 9
June 9, 2019

TOP TEN HEADLINES IF TODAY’S MAINSTREAM MEDIA WAS COVERING the D-DAY LANDINGS:
May 9
May 9, 2019

TOP TEN SURPRISING COMMENTS BOB MUELLER WILL USE in his TESTIMONY to the HOUSE & SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEES (Just to keep viewers awake…)
May 5
May 5, 2019

TOP TEN SLOGANS for the NASCENT “BILL DeBLASIO for PRESIDENT” CAMPAIGN:
Apr 28
April 28, 2019

TOP TEN WAYS JOE BIDEN can DEMONSTRATE he is “SUFFICIENTLY PROGRESSIVE”….
Apr 21
April 21, 2019

TOP TEN SECRET ARTICLES of IMPEACHMENT BEING PREPARED by ‘PROGRESSIVE” HOUSE MEMBERS…
Apr 14
April 14, 2019

TOP TEN YET-to-BE RELEASED WIKILEAKS REVELATIONS…
Apr 7
April 7, 2019

TOP TEN FACTS and FINDINGS to be REDACTED PRIOR to the MUELLER REPORT’S RELEASE…
Mar 31
March 31, 2019

TOP TEN HEADLINES WE WON’T BE READING THIS WEEK
Mar 25
March 25, 2019

TOP TEN ALREADY-PREPARED COMMENTS PRIOR to the MUELLER REPORT’S RELEASE to the PUBLIC
Mar 17
March 17, 2019

TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD DURING the COLLEGE ADMISSIONS SCANDAL INVESTIGATION:
Mar 11
March 11, 2019

TOP TEN SURPRISES for NYC MAYOR DeBLASIO DURING HIS “EXPLORATORY” VISIT to SOUTH CAROLINA
Mar 3
March 3, 2019

TOP TEN MOST OBVIOUS DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SOCIALIST CANDIDATE BERNIE SANDERS and VENEZUELAN SOCIALIST ICON NICOLAS MADURO
Feb 23
February 23, 2019

TOP TEN PRELIMINARY DRAFT FINDINGS in the MUELLER REPORT
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