- Stick the taxpayers with the bill for your final “hair plugs tune up” at Walter Reed Hospital
- Spend more well-deserved time in Delaware
- Hold a news conference every day until January 20th (!!)
- Sign that executive order requiring the White House Mess and banquet kitchen to serve wines only from Delaware and China
- Pick a title for my coming presidential memoir, like: “The Kid from Scranton Cashes In, Big Time“
- Get staff to find and hunt down any Democrats who have NOT received the “Presidential Medal of Freedom”
- Obtain a State of Delaware taxi cab drivers’ license
- Check with the boys in China, Ukraine and Moscow to see if continued grifting will be possible from Wilmington
- Put my home movie camera to work when Czarina Kamala convenes her first “border security” meeting in the Situation Room (maybe January 19th?)
…. and the NUMBER ONE JOSEPH BIDEN 2025 RESOLUTION is…
- Sure, his comments about me were brutal, but be gracious when President Eisenhower gets sworn in
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