10. Blocking traffic is your “First Amendment right,” but shouting down a campus speaker ends “hate speech.”
9. Paying a “fair share” in taxes is always for someone else.
- You believe in “cancelling” student loan debts, not transferring unpaid loans to taxpayers.
- You’ve really learned a lot from Greta Thunberg and Jamal Bowman.
- “Choice” never includes parental school choice.
- On the street, a migrant asked YOU for money! The nerve.
- You hated Joe McCarthy’s goals, but love his methods.
- You might try a new gender for 2024.
- From your private jet’s mobile phone, you call in to MSNBC to denounce the “climate emergency.”
… and the NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOU ARE a CERTIFIED PROGRESSIVE is:
- Your fashion statement: that Rashida Tlaib tattoo and the Fidel Castro beret.
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