10. “OK, SO HE’S NEVER CREATED A JOB…”
9. “MAYBE, JUST MAYBE… YOU COULD KEEP YOUR DOCTOR…”
8. “AS WASHINGTON CROSSED THE DELAWARE, BIDEN PEERED OUT FROM HIS BASEMENT…”
7. “EVEN IF HE KNEW ABOUT SPYING ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN, HE’S FORGOTTEN SINCE THEN…”
6. “’DEFUND THE POLICE’ MEANS WE CAN AFFORD MORE SWEETHEART DEALS FOR BIDEN FAMILY MEMBERS…”
5. “IF YOU LIKE THIS SHUTDOWN, YOU’LL LOVE JOE’S GREEN NEW DEAL!”
4. “TRULY, FRIENDS: HE IS PLAGIARIZING A LOT LESS THAN HE USED TO…”
3. “I WOULD NEVER STEAL WHITE HOUSE FURNITURE LIKE THE CLINTONS… A FEW CHEVY SUBURBANS… MAYBE.”
2. “MY VICE PRESIDENT WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT STATE WE ARE IN…”
…and the NUMBER ONE ADVERTISING THEME BEING CONSIDERED by the JOSEPH BIDEN CAMPAIGN is:
1. “IN CHINA, WHILE JOE WAS GABBING, HUNTER WAS GRABBING…”
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