- “I AM NOT A BIDEN RUBBER STAMP. A RUBBER STAMP LEAVES AN IMPRESSION’
- “I’M FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT” (for upstate TV markets)
- “GUNS ARE THE PROBLEM” (for the NYC + suburban markets)
- “MY PLAN IS TO SERVE MY FULL TERM. AS OF TODAY.”
- “ONCE VOTED THE HOTTEST MEMBER OF CONGRESS”
- “NEW YORKERS WANT EQUITY, NOT LOWER TAXES”
- “’VOTED BY CAPITOL STAFFERS AS ‘ONE OF THE 98 SMARTEST SENATORS.'”
- “MY CONSTITUENT SERVICE STAFF HELP THE MIDDLE CLASS EVERY DAY. PRESS ONE IF YOU ARE A DONOR”
- “I SOLVED THAT STICKY BORDER CRISIS…. WITH CONNECTICUT”
…and the NUMBER ONE “TRIAL BALLOON” SLOGAN for the RE-ELECT SENATOR KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND CAMPAIGN is…
- “VOTE GILLIBRAND. SHE’LL NEVER USE THE WRONG PRONOUN.”
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