10. Bill was simply ”advising” Kamala in Des Moines.
9. Ronald Reagan was a Russian asset, too.
8. Whoever acid washed my 33,000 emails will also lead us to the “real killers” from the O.J. case….
7. Yes, there have been UFO sightings in my Westchester area. Why do you ask?
6. Sure, I sold American uranium to Russia. But how about those 100,000 Aeroflot miles I got in return?
5. Chelsea can just be appointed to that Congressional seat… can’t she?
4. What Steele Dossier?
3. I’m sure it was that Tulsi flirting with Bill!
2. Jimmy Hoffa has already taped a secret endorsement for the Iowa Democrat Caucuses
…and the NUMBER ONE PRONOUNCEMENT from HILLARY CLINTON this WEEK is….
1. I asked Elizabeth Warren what “Chappaqua” means in the Algonquin language. She said it means “separate bedrooms.”
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