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TOP TEN PRONOUNCEMENTS from HILLARY CLINTON this WEEK.

10.   Bill​ was simply​​ ​”​advising​”​ Kamala​ in Des Moines.

9. Ronald Reagan​ was a Russian asset​, too.​

8. Whoever acid washed my 33,000 emails ​will also lead us to the “real killers” from the O.J. case….​

7. Yes, there have been UFO sightings in my Westchester area.   Why do you ask?

6. ​  Sure, I sold​ American uranium to Russia​.  But how about those 100,000 Aeroflot miles I got in return?​

5.   Chelsea ​can just be appointed to that Congressional seat​… can’t she?​

4. What ​Steele Dossier?

3. I’m sure it was that Tulsi flirting with Bill!

2. Jimmy Hoffa has already taped a secret endorsement for the Iowa  Democrat Caucuses

…and the NUMBER ONE PRONOUNCEMENT from HILLARY CLINTON this WEEK is….

1.  I asked Elizabeth Warren what “Chappaqua” means in the Algonquin language.   She said it means “separate bedrooms.”

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