8:30 – 9:15AM – Phone call with Al Sharpton for scholarly briefing on Critical Race Theory
9:30 -10:15AM – Snack and warm milk. Recharge time.
10:30 – 11:00AM – Private Meeting with Hunter to check on Biden interests in Ukraine, Red China and Russia.
12 Noon – 2:00PM – Lunch with Teachers’ Union executives. Bring trusty Hopalong Cassidy lunch box to NEA headquarters.
2:15 – 3:00 PM – Briefing from Acting OMB Director Shalonda Young regarding plans for new “stimulus” checks. President is requesting explanation on the difference between “trillions” and “gazillions.”
3:00 – 3:30PM Meeting with Domestic Advisor Susan Rice. Learn more cool stuff about Biden domestic agenda, receive talking points.
3:45 – 4:15PM – Snack of Delaware corn dog, then power nap.
4:30 – 5:15PM – Briefing from CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky. Ask her directly if there are ways we can keep the US economy and daily life locked down.
5:20 – 5:30PM – Phone call with VP Kamala to see what makes more sense: visiting the Mexican border in 2023 or in our re-election year, 2024.
6:00 – 8:15PM – Private dinner and White House screening of latest Michael Moore movie. Invited guests: Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, Jussie Smollett, Cong. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
8:30 – 9:00PM – Video call with Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin III to see how implementation is going on Dr. Jill’s decor changes for Air Force I. This close to bedtime, avoid all unpleasant foreign affairs matters.
9:15 PM – President retires to private family quarters. Brings DNC briefing book: “Photo I.D. Never Matters”
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