10. Drivers’ licenses are one thing, but how how about free Priuses ? (a worthy addendum to that ‘Green New Deal!’)
9. Oppose all efforts to build a border wall, which would unfairly exclude non-track & field athletes from immediate government benefits in the U.S.
8. Cross the border, marry an American (-but not the punitive, patriarchal kind of marriage so horribly typical in America).
7. Vote against any Congressional funding to create more facilities and hire needed staff for the border.
6. Refer to all the migrants in an endless caravan of thousands as “refugees.”
5. By all means, have a photo-op and a high-volume news conference , but never speak with actual Federal agents.
4. Remember, this is all Trump’s fault.
3. Free buses to El Paso, Tucson, Tempe and San Diego. Sorry, only chilled food service available.
2. Sanctuary cities? States? We need a sanctuary nation, baby!
…and the NUMBER ONE WAY “PROGRESSIVES” ARE REALLY PROVING THEY WANT to END ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION is:
1.Have all current candidates for President support free care for illegals in America’s oppressive, inferior health care system.
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