10. Hurriedly call Delaware news conference, publicly destroying his 1970s VCR tape of “Dr. Zhivago.”
9. Instruct Jen Psaki to give “unsatisfactory” rating to Aeroflot Airlines on TripAdvisor.
8. Take that, Nordstream Pipeline!! Plead with Ayatollah to increase Iran’s oil production.
7. At official White House dinners, replace Stolichnya vodka with Cuba’s Havana Club rum and North Korean soju liquor…
6. Order an immediate, complete ban on imports of snazzy Russian sports cars.
5. “Unleash” Hunter, so he can score a fresh $6 million from the former mayor of Moscow.
4. Ask Trump to “collude” with Vladimir, finally, for real.
3. Draw “red line” in the sand, this time on Rehoboth Beach.
2. Send more blankets and granola bars to Kyiv.
…and the NUMBER ONE “PUNISHING” SANCTION BEING CONSIDERED by JOSEPH BIDEN if RUSSIA INVADES UKRAINE is…
- Tell Vladimir very directly that he’s being rude and selfish.
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