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TOP TEN LESSER-KNOWN NEW BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS on GUNS

 

  1. At the 2024 Super Bowl in Las Vegas, your “Biden Gun Buy-Back” will provide $5 in casino chips in exchange for your family protection device.

 

  1. Ethnic celebrations that feature firing rifles into the air will receive National Endowment for the Humanities grants.

 

  1. The Secret Service is hereby deployed to provide Chuck Schumer, Dr. Jill, Hakeem Jeffries, Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders with their own moving, square-mile Gun Free Zones.

 

  1.  AR-15s confiscated from law-abiding Americans will be issued to crossing migrants as a “Welcome to America” benefit.

 

  1. In the event of home invasion, operators will be available for “chats” on the White House website, 8AM-to-9PM daily.

 

  1. For all past and future transgressions, Hunter is issued a full and well-deserved Presidential Pardon.

 

  1.   Ordinary Americans can apply for a $100 credit if they decide to hire a personal security detail.

 

  1. New Federal re-branding campaign will attract more visitors to D.C. by referring to it as “Tranquility.”

 

  1. All really scary-looking guns are herewith banned.

…and the NUMBER ONE LESSER-KNOWN BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER on GUNS is…

  1. You can print out the White House’s “GUN FREE ZONE” decal to protect your home.

 

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