10. ”On-line, you said you were 31. And nothing about Congress.”
9. “Are those children in the background?“
8. “In all this clutter, I can’t seem to find my Congressional Medal of Honor here.“
7. “I am indeed a fan of John Kennedy. He’s the current Senator from Louisiana.“
6. “Sure, I’m pro-choice…. school choice.“
5. “When you said that you loved ‘The Wall,’ you didn’t mean the Pink Floyd song?“
4. “Could you turn on some lights?”
3. “Didn’t I hear the screen name ‘Carlos Danger’ somewhere else?”
2. ” Zzz. Sorry… I’m back… I’m back. That was just my Joe Biden impression.”
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT HEARD via SKYPE (live video) this MONTH is:
1. ”Mr. ‘Chappaqua,’ aren’t you a former president of the United States?”
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