10. “Outlander” has been slow to return to Netflix.
9. American imperialists are not allowing millions to move back to Cuba.
8. There are fewer US diplomats to beam radiation towards.
7. Most Cubans wanted the National League All-Stars to win.
6. Not enough cop-killing fugitives being given safe harbor in Cuba.
5. Embargo has prevented Cuban autos from competing with GM, Ford and Chrysler.
4. During COVID, Cuban protesters want more doctors sent overseas.
3. Che Guevara t-shirts in short supply due to run on the market by Ivy League professors.
2. Cubans don’t need no stinkin’ Internet.
…and the NUMBER ONE EXPLANATION for the MASS PROTESTS in CUBA FROM the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION is:
1. Cubans demanding that Hunter’s “art” show comes to Havana.
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