- IF I AM ON FOREIGN SOIL, THE COUNTRY CAN’T DEFAULT, CAN IT?
- WHILE I AM POSING ON MOUNT FUJI, WILL KAMALA BE IN CHARGE!
- JAPAN’S PRESIDENT IS FUMIO KISHIDA. IT’S FUN TO SAY “TANAKA,” BUT DON’T DO IT.
- JILLY: GET ME AMBASSADOR WALTER MONDALE.
- DO NOT REFER TO YOURSELF AS “THE BIG GUY.” THERE IS NO MONEY TO BE MADE HERE.
- WHA’D’YA MEAN, AIR FORCE ONE STILL AIN’T CARBON NEUTRAL?
- DAMN! THE JAPANESE HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF SCRANTON.
- KIM JONG-UN ISN’T IN THE G-7?
- REMEMBER, OKINAWA IS JAPANESE, AND SAMOA IS AMERICAN.
…and the NUMBER ONE SCRIBBLING in the MARGINS of PRESIDENT BIDEN’S “BRIEFING BOOK” for JAPAN is:
- SO, MIGRANTS CAN’T ACTUALLY WADE INTO JAPAN?
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