10. Name that new aircraft from Sikorsky the “Hakeem-o-copter” 9. Since the B-2s have “stealth” technology anyway, paint a few pink racing stripes on them 8. Remind liberal advocates that apartments on military bases are truly “affordable housing”7. Honor two great Democrats in one military renaming, like “Joint Military Base Stonewall Jackson & Chuck Schumer”6. Create a new “rank” for enlisted servicemembers: “Influencer, Second Class”5. During any rant exceeding 30 seconds, drill sergeants will be required to slip in the word “feelings”4. Henceforth, “PX” store shelves can be stocked with quinoa, tofu, little drink umbrellas and Bud Light.3. A no-salary gig as Adjunct Prof. at the Naval War College for Sen. Elizabeth Warren, where she can teach the “Navajo Code Talkers” and other critical Native American history2. Just within their caucus, pretend that “S.E.A.L.” stands for “Sensitive, Equitable, Accepting Liberal”
…and the NUMBER ONE WAY to GET D.C. DEMS to SUPPORT a MILITARY BUDGET is…
1. Reclassify the “sniper” job title as “behavioral therapist”
