10. Can I get my Joe Biden cash advance for the student loan I’m about to take out?
9. No, I was born in Kentucky. Can I still get asylum here?
8. Five hundred bucks cash and this government phone is yours….
7. Mr. Uber, take me to the Museum of Modern Art.
6. I’ve seen this bus terminal on “Law & Order.” No way I’m sticking around here.
5. The Milford Plaza Hotel? That is not up to our standards, my good man.
4. M’am, what dating site do you recommend for the Times Square area?
3. OK, I’m here. Where do I get my teeth fixed for free?
2. Occupation? Special assistant to a human smuggler.
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT HEARD as ILLEGAL MIGRANTS from TEXAS are DROPPED OFF in NEW YORK CITY is…
1. Look, buddy… I’m a New York taxpayer. Could I pul-eez ride back to Texas on your bus?
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