10. “THE VOTES OF EXPIRED AMERICANS MUST NEVER BE SUPPRESSED.”
9. ” IF 16 YEAR OLDS WANT TO REGISTER TO VOTE, DO THEY NEED TO READ FIRST?”
8. “I’M POSITIVE I CAN CARRY THE NEW SING-SING VOTE.”
7. “YOU DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ SIGNATURES.”
6. “PHOTO I.D.? THAT’S JUST FOR ENTERING BUILDINGS, LIKE THIS ONE.”
5. ” TAXPAYER MONEY FOR POLITICIANS’ CAMPAIGNS? DID WE RUN OUT OF ILLEGALS NEEDING FREE HEALTH CARE?’
4. “SUPPOSE A 17-YEAR OLD IS ON LINE TO VOTE, BUT HE’S READING DR. SEUSS.”
3. “WITHOUT 400 MILLION NEW MAIL-IN BALLOTS, HOW WILL WE EVER SAVE THE POST OFFICE?”
2. “HARVESTING? CAN WE GET SOME AG SUBSIDIES FOR MY STATE?”
…and the NUMBER ONE ARGUMENT HEARD in SUPPORT of H.R.1 on the HOUSE FLOOR THIS WEEK is…
1. “IF A PRISONER ON DEATH ROW CAN GET A $1,400 STIMULUS CHECK, WHY SHORE HE CAN VOTE!”
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