10. Separate French and English muzzles for Pierre Trudeau.
9. One day, just one, of favorable news coverage for you-know-who.
8. Complete moccasins-&-full-headdress-set for Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
7. Five knee-slapping jokes gift wrapped for Sen. Mitch McConnell.
6. A TV camera constantly recording 24/7 with podium and lighting, for Senator Chuck Schumer.
5. “Free” tuition for AOC and “the Squad” to attend a helpful seminar, “Capitalism for Dummies,” led by Larry Kudlow and Kevin Hassett.
4. An all-male environment for Harvey Weinstein, except for visits from BFF Hillary.
3. For Nancy Pelosi: that promised day of prayerful, somber atonement and reflection.
2. For President Trump: a 2020 Dem ticket of Bernie Sanders and Ilhan Omar.
…and the NUMBER ONE CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS or HANNUKAH GIFT for 2019 is:
1. (In exchange for a no-nukes North Korea…) An NBA franchise for Kim Jong-un (the Pyong Yang Predators?)
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