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TOP TEN REVEALING COMMENTS DURING our SELF-ISOLATIONS this MONTH:

10.  I think I’ll be sheltering right here in Caracas.    -Commandante Nicolas Maduro   (just indicted in the US on four narco-terrorism charges)

 9.  I can look sort of normal on Skype, while still wearing my favorite ratty pajama  bottoms.    – Joseph Biden

 8.  Dammit, he’s really being presidential.     

       – MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough & CNN’s Brian Stelter

 7.  By Wednesday, I will have cornered the US market on toilet paper.    – Billionaire Hedge Fund owner Bill Ackerman

 6.  I’ve got the coolest slide show in Albany, don’t I?                – NY Governor Andrew Cuomo

 5.  Ted, when on earth did you grow that beard?      – Mrs. Heidi Cruz

 4.  What virus?      – oceanographer Philippe-Jacques Cousteau Jr., stepping on to land after 34 days in the Pacific

 3.  Bill, did you know our lifestyle here in Chappaqua is called “social distancing?”

  -Hillary Clinton

 2.  After all these years, ah realized she’s a blonde.   -Bill Clinton

…and the NUMBER ONE REVEALING COMMENT DURING our SELF-ISOLATIONS this MONTH is:

  1. All I’ve got are re-runs of Grampa Kim’s speeches and this “launch” button here.   

  – North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un

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