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TOP TEN INNERMOST JOE BIDEN THOUGHTS DURING QUARANTINE…

​10. ​ I am relevant…   I AM relevant!​

9.​ Wh​y​ was I ​gonna​ tak​e​ him behind the gym, sonny?​

8. ​ I’ve got it!   I’ll come out against that damn war in Vietnam.

​ 7. ​Remember… don’t forget… be sure to pronounce that “Z” in “xenophobic.”

​ 6. ​Maybe it’s time to attack Clarence Thomas again.​

5.​ ​Dang, I  did promise a woman for vice president.   Eleanor Roosevelt?   Frances Perkins? 

4. Jill.  Jill!    Get my shotgun.   I haven’t fired it off the back porch in ages!​

3.​ This ​%#$​ basement.   I feel like I’M back in chains!​

2. ​ Barack endorsed me?​  Barack WHO?​

…and the NUMBER ONE INNERMOST JOE BIDEN THOUGHT DURING QUARANTINE is…

​ 1. I was never involved with any woman, Tara ​Lewinsky or ​whomever….

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