10. I am relevant… I AM relevant!
9. Why was I gonna take him behind the gym, sonny?
8. I’ve got it! I’ll come out against that damn war in Vietnam.
7. Remember… don’t forget… be sure to pronounce that “Z” in “xenophobic.”
6. Maybe it’s time to attack Clarence Thomas again.
5. Dang, I did promise a woman for vice president. Eleanor Roosevelt? Frances Perkins?
4. Jill. Jill! Get my shotgun. I haven’t fired it off the back porch in ages!
3. This %#$ basement. I feel like I’M back in chains!
2. Barack endorsed me? Barack WHO?
…and the NUMBER ONE INNERMOST JOE BIDEN THOUGHT DURING QUARANTINE is…
1. I was never involved with any woman, Tara Lewinsky or whomever….
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