- Donald, nice place you got here. Could we buy Alaska back for that ol’ $7.2 million price…. maybe with a little interest??
- No, I would never fly right above your ICBM missile base.
- Bad news, Vlad. We just joined the International Criminal Court. Place your palms up against the vehicle.
- Just kidding! We would never join those ICC gangsters!
- OK, we just might remove troops from the Donbass and Crimea. But can you pony up the Aleutian Islands for us?
- Two grizzlies in a hotel room are unfair intimidation in any negotiation.
- Imagine the money we could make here with a “Borscht & Stoly” restaurant chain…!
- We’ll send you Edward Snowden for three Kardashians of our choice.
- No, we won’t take Mamdani. Now there’s a REAL communist.
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT WE MIGHT EXPECT to OVERHEAR at the TRUMP-PUTIN “SUMMIT” in ALASKA THIS WEEK is:
- Whaddya say, Donald….? Even up: A 3-bedroom place in Trump Tower for a lakeside dacha in Soshi!
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