TOP TEN COMMENTS WE MIGHT EXPECT to OVERHEAR at the TRUMP-PUTIN “SUMMIT” in ALASKA THIS WEEK

10.   Donald, nice place you got here.   Could we buy Alaska back for that ol’ $7.2 million price….    maybe with a little interest??

9.    No, I would never fly right above your ICBM missile base.

8.   Bad news, Vlad.    We just joined the International Criminal Court.      Place your palms up against the vehicle.

7.     Just kidding!    We would never join those ICC gangsters!

6.   OK, we just might remove troops from the Donbass and Crimea.    But can you pony up the Aleutian Islands for us?

5.   Two grizzlies in a hotel room are unfair intimidation in any negotiation.

4.   Imagine the money we could make here with a “Borscht & Stoly” restaurant chain…!

3.   We’ll send you Edward Snowden for three Kardashians of our choice.

2.   No, we won’t take Mamdani.   Now there’s a REAL communist.

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT WE MIGHT EXPECT to OVERHEAR at the TRUMP-PUTIN “SUMMIT” in ALASKA THIS WEEK is:

1.      Whaddya say, Donald….​?  Even up:  A 3-bedroom place in Trump Tower for a lakeside ​dacha in Soshi!

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