10. Bill and Hill: Figure out a new money-grubbing scheme by spring
9. President Trump: Limit tweets to mostly sports topics
8. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez: read (and comprehend) “Capitalism for Dummies”
7. Michael Avenatti, Esq.: Learn a useful skill prior to release from prison
6. Kim Jong-un: Rest in the knowledge that your country has never been attacked while being visited by Dennis Rodman
5. CNN’s Brian Stelter and Chris Cuomo: Be more assertive in trying to make fake news believable
4. Billionaire candidate Tom Steyer: Keep costs in Iowa Caucuses below $50,000 per voter
3. Former President Obama: Cool it on Trump, receive anonymous Mar-a-Lago golf membership
2. Speaker Nancy Pelosi: Appease your “Squad,” but prevent your husband’s businesses from being nationalized
…and the NUMBER ONE RESOLUTION for 2020 is:
1.James Comey: While the getting’s good, politely and humbly ask your former boss for a presidential pardon
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