- Let’s tax those rich major league teams. They can’t move, can they?
- Disgraced ex-Congressman Jamaal Bowman is being considered for Chancellor of Education (Wait a minute! He actually IS under consideration!!)
- Henceforth, it will be called the “Department of RE- education”
- NYPD recruits to be presented with a “Netanyahu Awareness Class” at their academy
- Fire Department personnel forced into re-education on “bad” fires and “good fires” (those set to advance protests and “justifiable looting”)
- Voters know that Zohran wants to legalize prostitution. But how much should we subsidize it?
- The Mayor -elect wants to decriminalize misdemeanors. After that, how about bank robbery?
- Can we change the name of the City Council to the Politburo with a simple majority vote?
- Since Wall Street will never move….
…and the NUMBER ONE UNDER REPORTED TRIAL BALLOON POLICY EARLY IN THE MAMDANI TRANSITION is…
- If those millionaires start resisting our tax hikes, we can make an example of one in a human sacrifice.
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