- (RE Turkish President Erdogan)… “So, Tayyip.,… Do the Russians buy more halvah from you than we do?”
- (RE the UK’s Keith Starmer) “This guy has all the virtues of a poodle, without any of the misbehavin’.”
- “What kind of nickname is Bibi, any way? Any connection to Bebe Rebozo?”
- (RE UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterrez) “No worries, Tony. These cops won’t ticket your limos like NYPD does.”
- (RE Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salmon ) –“PUL-EAZ, no more disappearing journalists, OK?”
- “How come the Indonesians and the Japanese are here?”
- (RE Canadian PM Mark Carney ) “Hey, Mark…, you came for the weather?”
- (RE Italian PM Giorgia Meloni) “Wow, you’ve got smart brains, too!”
- (RE Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi) “Nice sphinx you got here. This would look great near our new ballroom.”
…and the NUMBER ONE THOUGHT NOT UTTERED by PRESIDENT TRUMP at the PEACE SUMMIT in SHARM EL-SHEIK, EGYPT is…
- “Hmmm…… I wonder if any of the guys in the room were ever NYC cab drivers….”
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