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TOP TEN HOLIDAY SONGS WE’D LIKE to HEAR…

10. “All I Want for Christmas is Real News”   —   White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEneny

 9. “Mistletoe Me”  —   Bill Clinton

 8. “Feliz Michigan”  — Gov. Gretchen Whitmer toasts the 10,000 deceased Detroiters who voted last month

 7. “Run Run Rudolph”   —  Chuck Berry III in wonderment at the former mayor’s apparent simultaneous presence in Atlanta, Philadelphia, Las Vegas, Milwaukee and Atlanta.

 6. “Rockin’ Around the Dominion Machine” – Stacey Abrams choreographs a Nutcracker ballet with a “voter suppression” theme

 5. “Grandpa Got Run Over by the Fake News”  — Jim Acosta, Rachel Maddow and Chuck Todd don red suits

 4. “All I Want for Christmas is Joe”  – Xi Jinping and the Central Committee

 3. “Ballots Roasting O’er an Open Fire”   -Wisconsin Governor Evers keeps warm with votes exceeding actual local populations

 2. “O Come all Ye Faithful” – through voice track mixing, Congresswoman Ocasio and Commandante Maduro beckon lovers of ​expanding​ deep state powers..

…and the NUMBER ONE HOLIDAY SONG WE’D LIKE to HEAR is:

  1. “I’m Dreaming of a White Supremacist”  —  The White House Press Corps Chorale

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