10. A leering Bernie Sanders , magnifying glass in one hand, your bank account in the other
9. Nancy Pelosi “Confused Alien” mask
8. Migrant fugitive waving $450,000 US Treasury check
7. “Cackling Kamala” with broomstick
6. Elizabeth Warren “Angry Clown” mask and jumpsuit
5. Andrew Cuomo mask, with matching oversized hands
4. Chuckling, salivating Xi Jinping, holding glossy 8 x 10 of Biden & Harris
3. Star Trek “Evil Queen” pants suit, with choice of AOC or Hillary mask
2. Tax-chugging Gavin “Dracula” Newsom cape and mask
…and the NUMBER ONE FRIGHTENING HALLOWEEN COSTUME is…
1. Frightening Delaware Zombie, replete with electrodes and hair plugs
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