- (Juror:) “No, I had never heard of Trump or Biden before. Did they create the ‘Who’s on First’ routine?”
- “I don’t mind the hair color in the least… but all those Diet Cokes?”
- “Your Honor, I love how well you wear those form-fitting robes.”
- “The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Is that a multiple choice question?
- “Nope, this sheet does not have the judge’s instructions…. but it does look like the jury’s lunch orders.”
- “I think those are Biden-Harris shorts under those robes.”
- “I keep confusing the adult film star and juror #7.”
- “So MICHAEL Cohen is NOT the Mets’ owner? I never connected lying with baseball, anyway.”
- (Man on cell phone…) “Thank you, Mr. President. But we were just doing our jobs.”
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD in MANHATTAN COURTROOMS THIS WEEK was…
- “Please tell me again. What was the crime here?”
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