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TOP TEN COMMENTS OVERHEARD in MANHATTAN COURT ROOMS THIS PAST WEEK…

  1. (Juror:)   “No, I had never heard of Trump or Biden before.  Did they create the ‘Who’s on First’ routine?”

 

  1. “I don’t mind the hair color in the least…   but all those Diet Cokes?”

 

  1. “Your Honor, I love how well you wear those form-fitting robes.”

 

  1.   “The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.    Is that a multiple choice question?

 

  1.   “Nope, this sheet does not have the judge’s instructions….   but it does look like the jury’s lunch orders.”

 

  1.   “I think those are Biden-Harris shorts under those robes.”

 

  1.   “I keep confusing the adult film star and juror #7.”

 

  1.   “So MICHAEL Cohen is NOT the Mets’ owner?  I never connected lying with baseball, anyway.”

 

  1.  (Man on cell phone…)  “Thank you, Mr. President.   But we were just doing our jobs.”

 

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD in MANHATTAN COURTROOMS THIS WEEK was…

 

  1.  “Please tell me again.   What was the crime here?”

 

 

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