- “IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY @#$%, YOU CAN GO &%$# YOURSELF”
- “WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MASHED POTATOES?”
- “FOR JUST ANOTHER $10 BILLION, WE CAN FINISH THAT TRAIN TO NOWHERE”
- “I WILL KEEP GAVIN’S ‘FLEE CALIFORNIA IMMEDIATELY’ POLICIES GOING!”
- “WORLD-CLASS LEADERSHIP IS ALWAYS MEASURED IN DECIBELS”
- “SINCE MALIBU IS STILL AN ASH HEAP, WE CAN MOVE HOMELESS TENTS RIGHT THERE”
- “WHEN I DEMAND HIGHER TAXES, YOU THINK ANYONE IN THE LEGISLATURE HAS THE @#$% TO STOP ME?”
- “CAMPAIGNING FOR GOVERNOR IS A BIT LIKE SPEED DATING. I AM SO GREAT AT BOTH, DONTCHA THINK?”
- “&%$# OR @#$%, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU BETTER &%$# VOTE THE RIGHT @#$%& WAY, PEOPLE!’
…and the NUMBER ONE TRIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGAN for CONGRESSWOMAN KATIE PORTER (the LEADING DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE for GOVERNOR of CALIFORNIA) is:
- “SOME PEOPLE FEEL THREATENED BY AN ASSERTIVE WOMAN. BUT I’M REALLY VULGAR, TOO.”
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