10. “You don’t work for Barack anymore. You don’t work for Barack anymore.”
9. “It’s Putin’s fault, man.”
8. “Remember, Kamala is my Vice President, Katanji is the new Supreme Court lady.”
7. “Men’s room is two rights and a quick left.”
6. “ Tell ’em: No, do I look like ‘The Big Guy?‘“
5. “Hunter? I used to enjoy skiing in the Catskills.”
4. “Wait, is this the Naval Observatory?”
3. “So, Vladimir is the Russian and Volodymyr is the Ukrainian? So who is Olaf?”
2. “No questions today… Jen, take over.” (That was easy! No press pushback!)
…and the NUMBER ONE “NOTE to SELF” FOUND ATOP the OVAL OFFICE DESK in the WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEK” is:
1. “If your family can’t cash in on your foreign friends, what’s the dang point?”
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