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TOP TEN HEADLINES IF TODAY’S MAINSTREAM MEDIA WAS COVERING the D-DAY LANDINGS:

 10. THREE HUNDRED NORMANDY CIVILIANS KILLED IN SURPRISE U.S. AND BRITISH RAIDS

 

​ 9.  PRESIDENT QUICKLY DISMISSES VON RIBBENTROP OFFER OF IMMEDIATE CEASE-FIRE 

 

 8. LOOKING AHEAD TO ELECTION, PRESIDENT SEEKS TO BURNISH IMAGE AS A STRONG, COMPETENT CHIEF EXECUTIVE

 

  7. WHY NORMANDY AND NOT PAS de CALAIS?   FORMER DEFENSE SECRETARIES DEBATE.

 

 6. SOME FEAR D-DAY ATTACK COULD PROVOKE HITLER TO INTERFERE IN U.S. ELECTIONS

 

 5.  AFTERMATH OF LANDINGS AT UTAH AND OMAHA BEACHES REVEALS UNPRECEDENTED ENVIRONMENTAL DEGRADATION AND CONSUMPTION OF FOSSIL FUELS

 

 4.   DO SECRET MEETINGS WITH ALLIED MILITARY GENERALS WARRANT A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR? CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS ARE PLANNED.

 

 3.  WASHINGTON POST OBTAINS DOCUMENTS AND SATELLITE IMAGES REVEALING EXACT LOCATIONS OF ALLIED SHIPS, AIRCRAFT AND TROOPS

 

 2.   IN PLANNING LAVATORIES FOR 156,000 TROOPS, TRANSGENDER N​EEDS FALL BY THE WAYSIDE

 

                  …and the NUMBER ONE HEADLINE if TODAY’S MAINSTREAM MEDIA WAS COVERING the D-DAY LANDINGS is:

 

 1.  MUSSOLINI, TOJO, HITLER CRITICIZE D-DAY FOR MASSIVE, UNDENIABLE IMPACT ON CLIMATE CHANGE

 

 

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