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TOP TEN ON-AND-OFF STAGE COMMENTS WE MIGHT BE HEARING AT THE BIG DEBATE

 

  1. HIS HAIR IS ACTUALLY REAL.   HE LET ME YANK IT DURING KAMALA’S OPENING.

 

  1.   SHE REALLY DOES CALL IT “PRICE-GAUGING.

 

  1.  NOBODY WOKE BIDEN UP TO WATCH THIS?

 

  1.   IS THAT REALLY NICOLAS MADURO IN THE VICE PRESIDENT’S SUITE?

 

  1.  NO, THAT’S RANDY WEINGARTEN WITH SHADES AND A CAP.

 

  1.   HOW DID TRUMP CONVINCE WILLIE BROWN TO FLY IN HERE?

 

  1.   SO ORANGE-MAN IS OFFERING TO TREAT “SLOPPADOPOULOUS” TO A PHILLY CHEESE STEAK AFTER THIS?”

 

  1.    WOW, JUST LIKE OBAMA…    SHE THINKS THERE ARE 58 STATES.

 

  1.   NOT A GOOD LOOK…   TIM WALZ HANDING A TAMPON TO THE “FIRST GENTLEMAN.”

 

…and the NUMBER ONE ON-STAGE COMMENT WE MIGHT BE HEARING at the BIG DEBATE is…

 

  1. WITH INFLATION LIKE THIS…   ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN WHEN SHE STARTED TALKING TONIGHT?

 

 

 

 

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