10. “What the &%$ were you thinking?” (NOT sent to Vladimir, February 2022)
9. “Wills, if you’re out tonight, could you bring back a carton of Luckies?”
8. “Nice haircut there, Boris.”
7. “I used to think Camilla wore hideous headgear.” (NOT sent to Lady Gaga)
6. “Joe, just read what they hand to you. The press corps will never catch on.”
5. “Truly? You would teach me to drive?”
4. “Harry, where’d you find this bimbo?”
3. “You really think I would benefit from a ‘Linked-In’ account?”
2. “Andrew, weren’t you ashamed to fly a private jet to Epstein’s island?”
…and the NUMBER ONE MESSAGE “NOT SENT” by the NEW KING in RECENT YEARS is…
1. “Now I see, Angela. Close down your nuke plants and open more Russian gas pipelines. What could go wrong?”
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