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TOP TEN WHITE HOUSE EXAMPLES of “INFRASTRUCTURE”

10.  Cannabis farms

 9.  Critical Race Theory DVDs for grade schoolers

 8.  Unhackable laptops for the First Family

 7.  A pipeline, but in Russia

 6. Five million flammable American flags   (made in China)

 5.  Mail-in ballots for everyone (preferably untraceable)

 4.  Private jets, sequestered near Hollywood

 3.  Wind turbines, but not within a 30-mile radius of the White House or key donors

 2.  Any elective surgery that might possibly improve self-esteem

…and the NUMBER ONE WHITE HOUSE EXAMPLE of “INFRASTRUCTURE” is…

 1. Hair plugs

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