- Joy Reid sings “I’m Dreaming of a White Supremacist”
- U.S. Senator Maizie Hirono sings “Meli Kalikimaka” via Zoom, concerned that climate change and rising seas could flood her Hawaiian estate.
- Governor Tim “Tampon” Walz blames Trump as Minnesota state government hands out free turkeys and cash for bazookas to fellow travelers of the Somali terrorist “Al Shabaab” network
- Doing her best Eartha Kitt impression, Congresswoman Maxine Waters sings “Santa Baby” to putative House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries, hoping for more blank-check largesse for her L.A.- area district
6, NY Governor Kathleen Hochul opens her stocking to reveal a 34-year old Mayor-elect demanding billions in new wasteful spending, plus business-killing taxes
- Paid “protesters” launch frozen snowballs at hard-working “I.C.E. ” agents, injuring some as co-hosts of “The View” applaud.
- Working towards socialist victories in 2026 and 2028, Congresswoman AOC gleefully predicts, “This could be your last Christmas ever!”
- Joseph Biden asks : “Winter solstice?”
- Mayor Brandan Johnson playing “Mr. Claus,” a secular elf providing many thousands of checks each month to undeserving Chicagoans in the form of a “guaranteed annual income.”
…and the NUMBER ONE MOMENT in a POTENTIAL “WINTER SOLSTICE HOLIDAY SPECIAL” on MSDNC is…
- Devoted to Mr. Claus, Gov. J. D. Pritzker offers heavy lifting while wearing a brown body stocking and extra-large antlers.
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