10. For Liz Cheney: A nice new Congressional district in Manhattan or San Francisco.
9. For Jussie Smollett: A robust prison term … in an all-female facility.
8. For Kim Jong-un: A new U. S. Ambassador, Dennis Rodman.
7. For Kamala Harris: charm school lessons from Hillary.
6. For White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki: some believable material…
5. For Hunter Biden: To extend his “art career,” a fresh set of crayons.
4. For Chris Cuomo: an offer from Al Jazeera or Russian TV… really, from anywhere.
3. For Vladimir Putin: a new horse for his trips to the border with Ukraine.
2. For NYC Mayor DeBlasio (a candidate for governor): Mass amnesia across his state.
…and the NUMBER ONE CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS GIFT for 2021 is…
1. For Joseph Biden: a full pardon from President Harris.
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