- “Everyone up here is bought and paid for…. No, I don’t have receipts.”
- “Ethanol? We don’t need no stinkin’ ethanol!”
- “Looks like you personally consumed all that Biden Food Stamp spending.”
- “If you need someone to say something, ask Kamala. If you need someone to do something… uh, we’re really up the creek now.”
- “My staff tells me to stand right here.”
- “Win or lose, I demand a recount.”
- “Why am I here?”
- “That’s Russian disinformation.”
- “A cognitive test? Me?”
…and the NUMBER ONE TALKING POINT THAT MAY NOT WORK WELL in UPCOMING DEBATES is….
- ” Look friends… you’ve elected worse.”
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