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TOP TEN NEW MEDIA EUPHEMISMS for “LOOTER,” “VANDAL,” “RIOTER,” “ARSONIST” and “GANG-BANGER”…

10.​  “Fraternity Pledge

9.​  “​Global​ Studies ​honor student​”​

8.​  “​A​ member of Joe Biden’s base”​

7.​  “Concerned Youth”​

6.​ “Our Best and Brightest”​

5.​  “Income Equality Champion”​

4.  “​Ad-Hoc​ ​Gasoline Broker”​

3.​  “Police Brutality opponent”​

2.​  “Human Rights attorney” 

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW MEDIA EUPHEMISM for “LOOTER,” “VANDAL,” “RIOTER,” “ARSONIST,” and ‘GANG-BANGER” is:

1.  “Interim Store Manager”​

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