10. “Fraternity Pledge“
9. “Global Studies honor student”
8. “A member of Joe Biden’s base”
7. “Concerned Youth”
6. “Our Best and Brightest”
5. “Income Equality Champion”
4. “Ad-Hoc Gasoline Broker”
3. “Police Brutality opponent”
2. “Human Rights attorney”
…and the NUMBER ONE NEW MEDIA EUPHEMISM for “LOOTER,” “VANDAL,” “RIOTER,” “ARSONIST,” and ‘GANG-BANGER” is:
1. “Interim Store Manager”
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