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TOP TEN CHANGES in the U. S. MILITARY SINCE CANCELLATION of WOKE POLICIES

 

  1.   ​Military base mess halls will no longer garnish soft drinks with little umbrellas.

 

    9.    Navy SEALS and Army Green Berets will have the steak tartare option at every meal.

 

  1.     On soldiers’ ammo belts, tampons will be replaced with grenades.

 

  1.   By Valentine’s Day, all M1 Abrams and Pershing tanks will be painted in camouflage colors, covering over 2024’s pink.

 

  1.   Lecturers at West Point and Annapolis who had been specializing in the threats of “oppression” and “white supremacy” are being replaced by experts in hypersonic missiles.

 

  1.   Traditional and now current 2025 military icons:  Washington, J. P. Jones, von Steuben, Lafayette, von Clausewitz, Grant, Pershing, Eisenhower, MacArthur,  Patton, Nimitz, Mattis and Schwartzkopf.        

 

            Military Icon during Joseph Biden’s administration:    Surgeon “General” “Rachel” (also has the rank of “Admiral”) Levine.

 

  1.   At remote American bases, USO variety shows replace even the most entertaining Drag Queen reviews.

 

  1.   In basic training, “marksman” award takes the place of “empathy” and “participation” medals.

 

  1.   More bazookas, fewer “Yoo Hoo, soldier” megaphones.

 

…and the NUMBER ONE CHANGE in the U.S. MILITARY SINCE CANCELLATION of WOKE POLICIES is…

 

  1.   Flip-flops are out during maneuvers.

 

 

 

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