10. “Where’s the shower?”
9. ”Thank you, Officer Muldoon. That IS the guy who stole my I-phone.”
8. ”Who was that very tall guy in the suit? His weed was really far-out, man.”
7. ”O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light….”
6. “Oh no, sergeant. Defund the Police doesn’t mean YOU.”
5. ”I’m only here to meet some babes.”
4. “I have to admit, Giuliani’s policies saved about 50,000 black & brown lives in recent decades.”
3. “What would I need a change of clothes for?”
2. “My appearance aside, I was thinking of taking the NYPD entrance exam.”
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT QUITE UNLIKELY to be HEARD at that “OCCUPY” ENCAMPMENT OUTSIDE CITY HALL in NYC is:
1. “We ain’t leavin’ until they cut marginal income tax rates.”
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