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TOP TEN COMMENTS QUITE UNLIKELY to be HEARD at THAT “OCCUPY” ENCAMPMENT OUTSIDE CITY HALL in NYC:

​10.​ “Where’s the shower?”​

9. ​”Thank you, Officer Muldoon.   That IS the guy who stole my I-phone.”

​ 8. ​”Who was that very tall guy in the suit?    His weed was really far-out, man.”​

7. ​”O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light….”​

6. ​ “Oh no, sergeant.   Defund the Police doesn’t mean YOU.”​

5. ​”I’m only here to meet some babes.”​

4.​ “I have to admit, Giuliani’s policies saved about 50,000 black & brown lives in recent decades.”​

3. ​  “What would I need a change of clothes for?”​

2. ​ “My appearance aside,  I was thinking of taking the NYPD entrance exam.”

…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT QUITE UNLIKELY to be HEARD at that “OCCUPY” ENCAMPMENT OUTSIDE CITY HALL in NYC is:

1.   “We ain’t leavin’ until they cut marginal income tax rates.”​

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