10. Why would you need a gun? That’s what we pay my armed guards for!
9. Eventually, we will have metal detectors in the subways.
8. My new “Gun Free Zone” signs in Times Square will scare off all those bad guys.
7. The “Son of Sam” is still in prison, right?
6. We don’t want the “wild west” here, like dangerous Boise or West Palm Beach.
5. Even Hunter Biden threw out his gun.
4. Nobody’s going huntin’ in the Bronx!
3. Look at how scary that rifle grip looks!
2. New gun stores could crowd out those cappuccino and potpourri shops….
…and the NUMBER ONE REASON WHY GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL WANTS EVEN MORE GUN CONTROL is…
1. The police get to nearly every home invasion within 45 minutes.
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