10. “Expand the court” New Meaning: More politicians from one party on the taxpayers’ payroll, now resplendent in black robes
9. “Peaceful protests” – New Meaning: deaths, injuries, rampant arson and looting
8. “Equity” New Meaning: Judging people by race, ethnicity or sex (best option: “all of the above”)
7. “Infrastructure ” New Meaning: Free health care for illegals, subsidized tuition for the wealthy
6. “Green New Deal” New Meaning: More Solyndras, but on steroids
5. “White Supremacy” New Meaning: Support for the family and western civilization
4. “Climate Justice” New Meaning: Wait for your new fuel, utility, and transportation bills
3. “Paying Their Fair Share” New Meaning: This means you
2. “Gender” New Meaning: A fluid concept of self-identification
…and the NUMBER ONE NEW “WOKE” 2021 GLOSSARY DEFINITION is:
1. “Police Brutality” New Meaning: Simply wearing a blue uniform
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