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TOP TEN NEW SUBSTITUTES for the “PREFERRED PRONOUNS” at “WOKE” CORPORATIONS and UNIVERSITIES…

 

10.  TOXIC / MALE / WHAT’RE YOU LOOKIN’ AT?

 9.   DUH / WHA? / HUM?

 8.  FRILLY / GIRLY /  MAY I HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU​?

 7.  CEO / BOSS/ YES, IT’S NUTTY, BUT WE MUST BE IN COMPLIANCE

 6.   HAS A BUILDING NAMED FOR HIM/ HER ON CAMPUS

 5.  “CIS” / STRAIGHT/ I GUESSED RIGHT

 4.   HUNTER / PROTECTOR / CARRYING CONCEALED

 3.  ROVER, CAPTAIN, DON’T TOUCH THAT

 2.  PREGNANT PERSON, PREGNANT PERSON, RALPH IS DUE SOON

…and the NUMBER ONE NEW SUSBSTITUTE for the “PREFERRED PRONOUNS at “WOKE” CORPORATIONS and UNIVERSITIES is….

  1.  K​EMOSABE, TONTO, SILVERHEELS

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