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10. “That rum-soaked Russkie!”
9. “Yes, there is a secret American hotel video of Vladimir Putin. And it’s from Branson, Missouri.”
8. “True, there was no collusion between the President’s campaign and any Russian national or their agents. But there was this pushy, annoying Canadian guy.”
7. ‘That’s an irrelevant question, you pipsqueak!”
6. “Of the $35 million you gave us to investigate the election, we spent $2.1 mil on obsolete FAX machines. Hey, this IS our Federal government, y’know.”
5. “No, YOU should resign, Senator!”
4. “Let me answer you in the form of a limerick.”
3. “M’am, you want me to trust the word of that certified boozehound?”
2. “I know the President did not engage in obstruction of justice. But sometimes he’s got this, like, ‘obstructive personality,’ y’know?”
…and the NUMBER ONE SURPRISING COMMENT BOB MUELLER WILL USE in HIS TESTIMONY to the HOUSE & SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEES is…
1. “Congressman, I can explain my answer again. But I can’t comprehend it for you.”
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