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TOP TEN CHRISTMAS GIFTS for our POLITICAL CELEBRITIES

  1.  For the Cuomo brothers: An all-male detention facility

 

  1.  For Karin Jean-Pierre: some believable material

 

  1.  For Charles Schumer: a “hot” microphone, broadcasting 24/7

 

  1.   For Antony Blinken: a teachable moment from trusting the mullahs in Iran  (though a vigorous “caning” would be part of their tradition)

 

      6.​  For George Santos:  a professional resume-writing consultation

 

  1.  For Kamala Harris: a 3-D relief map of our southern border, and charm lessons from Hillary

 

  1.  For Kim Jong-un:  trade North Korean nukes in exchange for an NBA franchise

 

  1.  For Elizabeth Warren, AOC and Ilhan Omar:  Free tuition to “Economics for Dummies,”  taught by Larry Kudlow and Kevin Hassett

 

  1.  For Volodymyr Zelensky:  Vital military aid from the EU and the USA, with $99 earmarked for a new suit

 

… and the NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS GIFT for our POLITICAL CELEBRITIES is:

 

  1.  For Joseph and Hunter Biden: Full and unconditional pardons from President K. Harris

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL.  GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!

 

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