- For the Cuomo brothers: An all-male detention facility
- For Karin Jean-Pierre: some believable material
- For Charles Schumer: a “hot” microphone, broadcasting 24/7
- For Antony Blinken: a teachable moment from trusting the mullahs in Iran (though a vigorous “caning” would be part of their tradition)
6. For George Santos: a professional resume-writing consultation
- For Kamala Harris: a 3-D relief map of our southern border, and charm lessons from Hillary
- For Kim Jong-un: trade North Korean nukes in exchange for an NBA franchise
- For Elizabeth Warren, AOC and Ilhan Omar: Free tuition to “Economics for Dummies,” taught by Larry Kudlow and Kevin Hassett
- For Volodymyr Zelensky: Vital military aid from the EU and the USA, with $99 earmarked for a new suit
… and the NUMBER ONE CHRISTMAS GIFT for our POLITICAL CELEBRITIES is:
- For Joseph and Hunter Biden: Full and unconditional pardons from President K. Harris
MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL. GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!
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