- “IT’S TOO LATE” – Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell ponders blocking another interest rate cut
- “WALK ON THE WILD SIDE” – U.S. Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) claims to stroll alone at dawn in Washington, D.C., never noticing any blood stains or mayhem at all
- “ROCKET MAN” – What better theme to play in the lobby of that new “luxury”North Korean beach “resort,” catering to Russian oligarchs
- “HE AIN’T HEAVY, HE’S MY MIGRANT GANG-BANGER” – Alejandro Mayorkas, Joseph Biden’s failed Secretary of Homeland Security
- “WE BELONG TOGETHER” – Illegal Migrant Gang Leader Kilmar Abrego Garcia and U.S. Senator Christopher Van Hollen Jr. (D- Md)
- (Two Song Medley:) “BLACK MAGIC WOMAN” and “NOT FADE AWAY” – former Vice President Kamala Harris
- “MY KIND OF TOWN” – President Trump croons about D.C. as he charges Federal agents with driving crime down in a 30-day project
- “ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST” – U. S. Border Czar Tom Homan praises I.C.E. staff for arresting multiple illegal migrant convicted killers in one day
- “I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR EVERYTHING” – (If elected NYC Mayor) Socialist NY Assemblyman Mamdani wants to massively expand taxpayer-funded services… except for policing.
…and the NUMBER ONE LATE SUMMER ’25 HIT SONG is :
- “STAYIN’ ALIVE” – Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khameni
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