- You really, truly, want to have margaritas with illegal gang-banger Abrego Garcia and US Senator Christopher Van Hollen (D-MD). In fact, drinks will be on you.
- You never make the connection between “mass shootings” and so-called Gun Free Zones… where they take place.
- “No one is illegal” — unless he’s smoking weed & yelling on YOUR front steps.
7. Your education has been rounded out by Greta Thunberg, AOC & Zohran Mamdani — theoretically speaking, of course.
6. On the street, a migrant asked YOU for money! The nerve.
- Paying a “fair share” in taxes is always for someone else.
4. CNN praises your “climate” call live on-the-air… ( from your private jet circling above San Francisco.)
- You can’t explain “from the river to the sea,” but it sounds kinda green.
2. It’s irrelevant that CBS is losing $40 million a year on the Stephen Colbert show.
…and the NUMBER ONE TIP-OFF THAT CERTIFIES YOU as a GENUINE “PROGRESSIVE” is:
- You’ve always hated Joe McCarthy’s anti-communism…. but lately, you’ve come around on his methods.
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