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TOP TEN WAYS to AVOID SAYING “CRISIS at the BORDER” – –

10.  “Look right over there. Tourism is really picking up again!”

 9. “Those south of the border countries just don’t understand gender dysphoria.”

 8. “What’s the real difference between a human smuggler and a concierge, anyway?”

 7. “That guy wading the Rio Grande just looks like an engineering PhD, don’t he?”

 6.  “What do those ranchers have to be so scared about?”

 5. “That migrant feller’s seaplane is in the shop this week.”

4.  “The Border Patrol has always had its little challenges.”

 3. “The turbaned gentleman from Yemen scaling the wall makes the best falafels.”

 2. “That wasn’t a 5 year old crying at the border, it was a ​site visit from Mike Bloomberg​.”

…and the NUMBER ONE WAY to AVOID SAYING “CRISIS at the BORDER” is…

  1. ​”Those are not cages.   They are open-air timeshares.”

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