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TOP TEN “MUST HAVE” FASHION ITEMS, to COMPLEMENT AOC’S “TAX THE RICH” DRESS…

10. “GENIUS” SWEATSHIRT, showcasing portrait of Joseph Biden with Einstein hair.

 9.  DUPLICATE OF COMANDANTE MADURO’S FORMAL-WEAR MILITARY JACKET, always an ice-breaker on the first date.

 8.  FULL-BODY JUMP SUITS, embroidered with DAY-GLO “CLIMATE EMERGENCY” message on back.    Required by dress code on Harry and Megan’s private jets (John Kerry purchased the first one).

 7.  “THE BORDER IS NOW CLOSED” LEG-WARMERS, to distract fellow gym-rats from noticing your gut.

 6. GAS MASK & HELMET COMBO, for those peaceful protests that might, maybe, possibly lead to arson & looting.   Hammer & sickle decal optional.              Available only in Midnight Black, to complement your formalwear.

 5.  100% DIAMOND and EMERALD NECKLACE, spelling out “TAX WEALTH NOW.”      The perfect accessory for NYC’s annual “Met Gala.”

 4.  “I VOTED FOR SOCIALISM, and ALL I GOT is THIS LOUSY BASEBALL CAP.”

3.   “EVEN THIS SMOKING JACKET COUNTS AS ‘INFRASTRUCTURE.'”

2.   “NOT A TOXIC ‘CIS’ MALE” 3-cornered tin-foil hat.

…and the NUMBER ONE “MUST HAVE” FASHION ITEM, to COMPLEMENT AOC’S “TAX the RICH” DRESS is:

 1.   “TALKING” AUDIO HANDBAG with KAMALA  “CACKLING” WHENEVER “SOUTHERN BORDER” is brought up.

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