10. “Say It. Say it, NOW Joe… I am not a socialist!” (Say it every 3 minutes, your turn or not…)
9. “We could have saved every life if you just did your job!” Biden: “What’s the job, again?”
8. “His name is CHRIS Wallace, not George Wallace.”
7. “My son Hunter isn’t the one running for mayor…. I mean president.”
6. “Joe, your zipper’s open! Just kiddin’… gotta keep you loose, fella.”
5. Tell them: “You can keep your doctor!”
4. “We’ll get those monies by taxing the billionaire class, except for Bloomberg, Steyer, Soros and Bezos.”
3. “It’s great to be here in OHIO. That’s OHIO, Joe.”
2. “Barack Obama was articulate and CLEAN, Joe… not MEAN, sir.”
…and the NUMBER ONE DEBATE TIP PIPED in to JOSEPH BIDEN’S HIDDEN EAR PIECE this TUESDAY is:
1. “And when I am president, every illegal will get free health care and we’ll ship planeloads of cash to the terrorists in Iran.”
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