- “How ya doin’, Vladimir, … I mean Volodymyr ?”
- “That’s the BABY’s diaper you sense, sir….”
- “Hey, what’s this bag of white powder near the American delegation?”
- “It’s dinner time, and the ‘Big Guy’s’ ASLEEP?”
- “Sir, please don’t compare Orban or Erdogan with ‘Cornpop.’”
- “VARE iss Hunter?”
- “We Bidens can’t grift a single dang buck in Finland.”
- “There are 832 limos idling outside the ‘climate solutions’ session (as John Kerry’s private jet keeps circling…)”
- “You comin’ to the White House soon, Adolph… I mean, Olaf ?”
…and the NUMBER ONE COMMENT OVERHEARD at the NATO SUMMIT in HELSINKI was….
- “No, sir, the President of Italy does NOT like having her hair sniffed.”
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