- Zohran actually believes in socialism.
- Kim is not about to de-fund his police.
- Neither Kim nor Mamdani get much pushback from local “news” organizations.
- Kim thinks “Intifada” is a tasty falafel not available in North Korea.
- Kim used to call himself a “democratic” socialist, …. for a while.
- Kim and Zohran both think government-owned food stores are great. Kim swears that people can get their dog meat at affordable prices – – when available.
- Kim is wooing the New York & American Stock Exchanges with lower taxes and free kimchee. Zohran says: “Good riddance!”
- Pyong Yang is already Zohran’s “congestion pricing” dream: only 2% can afford cars (the Communist elite) there.
- Kim’s new “Wonsan-Kalma” saltwater resort caters to Russians… sort of like Brooklyn’s Coney Island beachfront.
…and the NUMBER ONE COMPARISON BETWEEN NORTH KOREA’S KIM JONG-UN and MAYORAL CANDIDATE ZOHRAN MAMDANI is…
- If Mamdani chases the Knicks & Nets out of NYC…. guess who’d LOVE an NBA franchise?
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