- “Trick or Treat!” – Joseph Biden
- “Honey, where are those files you borrowed? Love from your devoted admirer, Eric Swallwell.” (Written to Fang-Fang, career agent of Communist China)
- “Feliz Navidad. You’d give me fair warning first, wouldn’t you?” – Venezuelan Comandante Nicolas Maduro, writing to President Trump
- “Dear students and all university staff: Let us celebrate our cherished, secular winter solstice holidays in one of the many ‘Safe Spaces’ on our beloved campus.”
– Identical message used by 173 university presidents
- “Thanks for nuthin,’ my ingrate subjects.” -Kamala
- “In 2026. it’s no more Mr. Nice Guy.” – Vladimir Putin, in his crudest PR offensive
- “Please accept this final check as a personal thank you from me…. before the Feds complete their racist investigations.”
– Minnesota Governor Timothy Walz
- “Just so you know in advance, I’m planning to celebrate Passover in New York City. Go ahead, make my day.”
– Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyaho, wishing a happy 2026 to Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani
- “If you can just believe in Frosty the Snowman, you can believe in me and my show.”
– Rachel Maddow, MSNBC
….and the NUMBER ONE HOLIDAY CARD INSCRIPTION in 2025 is….
- “We wish you a holiday filled with inclusion, prior to climate change submerging our beloved Martha’s Vineyard.
– Barack and Michelle
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